orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

cute-bird-dad:

kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus

Oh my god I got so fucking drunk last night. I had 6 vodka sodas and some rum and coke and now my body won’t let me purge it so I’m still low key drunk it’s 6 in the morning and I can’t sleep

draculahs